Looking for a Celebrity

We are not church-type of people, so we've ruled out the traditional church -> reception wedding. Those are kind of a bore IMHO. We've done some research and found out we can do a justice of the peace type deal, or we can file with the state or something official like that to give someone we choose to be able to give the official seal of marriage to us. THAT is much more our style. So, we can have someone dressed Freddy Kreuger or Elvira or something of that nature be the official at the ceremony. Most likely we will have to get someone who owes a favor or something, to be able to do that for us. That would be wonderful, so let me know if you're interested in any character in particular! Another option, would be if we could find an actual horror celebrity to come in and partake in the ceremony! How awesome would that be?! Talk about fun and memorable, huh? I know it's Halloween, so it might be hard, but that is our new goal. We don't know what kind of budget we're working with, so those numbers need to be crunched, but I really wanted to put that info out there, so if anyone reading this can work some magick and connect us somehow, or if you have any help or suggestions on getting someone to come to our party, please let us know!